This is crazy.  This is bizarre.  This borders on absurd.  Salty.  Sweet.  Crunchy.  Chewy.  Sound good?  Yeah, let’s do this.

Step 1.  Cut a hole in a box…no, wait, I was thinking of something else.  Um, melt some candy corn in the microwave.

Step 2.  Dip pretzels in it.